Sunday, November 27, 2011
Deep in the Wedding Whirlwind
With less than 3 weeks till the wedding, things are really starting to pile up for my procrastination prone family. Should I clarify that it's my sister's wedding I'm talking about? That's what you all assumed isn't it. Yeah...
Anyway, this weekend I dove into the wedding fake flower realm for the first time in my life, and came out a bit disillusioned. Normally a trip to Hobby Lobby is one of life's joys, but not yesterday. I seriously wanted to nab a bag of circus peanuts from a check-out line and sprint to the door.
We decided on fake flowers for fiscal reasons, but seriously... They look...FAKE! Doesn't that say something about something? I mean, shouldn't a new bride be carrying real flowers? Yeah...she really should.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Fall, fall... GLORIOUS FALL!
Technically we went to the Fall Festival, but I'm pretty sure it used to be called the Sorghum Festival. According to the guys at the sorghum booth, that's what the festival has traditionally been completely built around. Now it's really just this one booth... Honestly the stuff looks a bit scary.
Mr. Sorghum told us that we could use sorghum anytime we'd normally use molasses! Now let me ask you, when was the last time you used molasses? Exactly.
Still cool though...and ok on a saltine cracker. Just like I remembered sampling it over ten years ago. I bet the same guy was squeezing it out of a ketchup bottle even then. That's just another reason why this festival is awesome!
On a totally unrelated note...
At this very moment, my ipod is submerged in a bowl of rice. Tragedy.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Snapshots
The Ness Melodeon Band World Tour / My AWESOME Bath holiday |
So this is incredibly overdue. In more ways than one.
But let's not dwell on that.
So far this week I've:
- Forgotten to set my alarm clock twice, but managed to
- Ordered my first pair of Toms canvas shoes. They are brown.
- Tried on 9 pairs of trousers for work at the local thrift shop. Two of which almost fit...but didn't :(
- Watched the new Jane Eyre and was disappointed.***
- Realized that I'm slated to perform for "special music" at church this Sunday.
*** The cast was talented, the scenery was breathtaking, the music hauntingly beautiful, and the lines...well...it's Jane Eyre. Even so, it was completely lacking in any believable relationships. Jane and Edward said the same lines to each other for the most part, but at the crucial moment, when tears were welling up in Jane's eyes, I was completely tear free. What could be more disappointing? I could care less, and was having trouble figuring out why Jane did! Yeah, Mr. Rochester was pretty attractive (way too attractive for his character mind you), but definitely not worth the tears. Gaaah!
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Guess it's about that time
Anyway... We decided it was time to disassemble the Christmas tree! Yay!
In other news, the bi-annual Flea Market is here this weekend!!!
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Listener Wooden Heart
WOODEN HEART (sea of mist called skaidan)
We’re all born to broken people on their most honest day of living
and since that first breath... We’ll need grace that we’ve never given
I've been haunted by standard red devils and white ghosts
and it's not only when these eyes are closed
these lies are ropes that I tie down in my stomach,
but they hold this ship together tossed like leaves in this weather
and my dreams are sails that I point towards my true north,
stretched thin over my rib bones, and pray that it gets better
but it won’t won’t, at least I don’t believe it will...
so I've built a wooden heart inside this iron ship,
to sail these blood red seas and find your coasts.
don’t let these waves wash away your hopes
this war-ship is sinking, and I still believe in anchors
pulling fist fulls of rotten wood from my heart, I still believe in saviors
but I know that we are all made out of shipwrecks, every single board
washed and bound like crooked teeth on these rocky shores
so come on and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember
I am the barely living son of a woman and man who barely made it
but we’re making it taped together on borrowed crutches and new starts
we all have the same holes in our hearts...
everything falls apart at the exact same time
that it all comes together perfectly for the next step
but my fear is this prison... that I keep locked below the main deck
I keep a key under my pillow, it’s quiet and it’s hidden
and my hopes are weapons that I’m still learning how to use right
but they’re heavy and I’m awkward...always running out of fight
so I’ve carved a wooden heart, put it in this sinking ship
hoping it would help me float for just a few more weeks
because I am made out of shipwrecks, every twisted beam
lost and found like you and me scattered out on the sea
so come on let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, just some tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember
My throat it still tastes like house fire and salt water
I wear this tide like loose skin, rock me to sea
if we hold on tight we’ll hold each other together
and not just be some fools rushing to die in our sleep
all these machines will rust I promise, but we'll still be electric
shocking each other back to life
Your hand in mine, my fingers in your veins connected
our bones grown together inside
our hands entwined, your fingers in my veins braided
our spines grown stronger in time
because are church is made out of shipwrecks
from every hull these rocks have claimed
but we pick ourselves up, and try and grow better through the change
so come on yall and let’s wash each other with tears of joy and tears of grief
and fold our lives like crashing waves and run up on this beach
come on and sew us together, were just tattered rags stained forever
we only have what we remember
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Monday, August 22, 2011
Wilderness & Paradise
Friday, August 12, 2011
I LUV Roadtrips!
Monday, July 25, 2011
Let the River Flow
Let's just say it hasn't been minding its boundaries. |
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Capturing the Elusive Sponge
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Carrying on a bit of fishing...
I haven't been fishing in many many moons. I mean, it's quite possible that I haven't fished since I turned 16. That's 10 years ago! Now, it's not like I've been longing to go all this time, I haven't been pining after quality time with a fishing pole. I clearly remember not being very successful, and quietly & patiently waiting for fish to bite isn't exactly up my alley.
However, in spite of my history (or lack of history) with fishing, I decided to head out with my dad and sister this weekend. Guess what! I caught some! In fact, I was the first one to reel one in. I'm 78% sure that my success was due to the trail mix I brought along. I think that snacking helped me relax, and kept me quiet. I am 100% sure that the trail mix made the experience more enjoyable than a food-free fishing trip would've been.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
New Dentist Digs
Today I went to the dentist, and sometime in the past two years, they moved to some impressive new digs! Exciting, I know. Just look at the waiting room reception area...that is indeed a handy iced tea dispenser for waiting patients. Probably unsweetened, but in this neck of the woods (my mother excluded), I believe that's just fine.
I was in a bit of a rush this afternoon, so I didn't have time to get home and brush my teeth after my yummy lunch of peppercorn steak over rice with the grandparents (their treat!). Ever the problem solver, I made a hasty visit to the CVS across the street from the dentist for a cheap toothbrush and toothpaste, and managed to walk in exactly on time! I was feeling pretty good about my quick thinking until I walked into their equally lovely restroom to brush my teeth. They had a basket full of colorful, good quality toothbrushes, travel sized toothpaste tubes, and floss there for the taking!
So I took one of each and stuffed them in my purse. After the ordeal that followed, I don't feel guilty at all.
Monday, May 16, 2011
I once suspected that I had bipolar disorder
Circa 2008 |
Luckily, these days I'm not suspecting bipolar disorder, but maybe just a dash of schizophrenia. A tad? Since I've been home, I can't seem to get a handle on the girl I was before I left. I'm finding it difficult to understand her and some of her decisions completely, and in addition to being mildly baffling, this is also a bit scary. What if, 3 years from now, I'm in the same position, and I can't understand why I felt so strongly about following a path I'm about to choose? Whew... I usually end this train of thought right here, so...
That brings me to a funny little paragraph I found today while I was looking through one of the many boxes of stuff I stashed at mom's house while I was away.
On the first page of an old blue Peter Rabbit journal, I found this gem:
This is a storybook I wrote in my spare time. I wrote all these storys from the insporation of all my animals. My sister Robyn was writing about her cat sugar. So I am grateful.
Come again? Seriously, who was that? I have no idea... but I suspect that whoever it was would probably be mortified that her future self would post it on a blog. Sorry lil Jennifer.
Monday, May 9, 2011
The Ness Melodeon Band World Tour!
South Africa & America! |
Monday, April 25, 2011
Back to Basics
Well, since I last posted I:
- went on the road with the Ness Melodeon Band on their world tour
- went on a solo Jane Austen inspired holiday to Bath
- packed up/mailed out/gave away/secretly deposited all my worldly possessions
- drove from Ness to North Wales
- spent a week in Ireland
- moved back to the States
Just the packing stage was a bit traumatic, but nothing like the leaving bit. I had several moments of panic leaving the island, then leaving the UK, then leaving Ireland, then landing in Newark, NJ, and then landing in Cleveland, OH. Landing in Kansas City was a walk in the park, and since then I've just been basking in the attention of my family.
So yeah, something is better than nothing, and this something will have to do for now! I may be jobless and car-less, mooching off my kind sister, and without any prospects...of ANY kind, but at the moment I'm busy and content. Probably because I know this phase of my life will be over before I know it.
Also, there is a vase of lilacs on my dresser.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Local Take-out
A trip to Scalpay
courtesy of: http://www.explore-harris.com/ |
This past Saturday we took a trip to a little island off the coast of the Isle of Harris (which is actually south of Lewis...and attached...like completely attached, see the map if you don't believe me!). If you're observant & have your glasses on, you'll be able to see Scalpay off the southeast coast.
Anyway, we were shown around by someone who was born and brought up there, and it was lovely! There are fishing ports all over the place, and more houses than I thought there'd be. Apparently it used to be a thriving fishing community and was visited by fishing boats from all over.
In addition to the exceptional tour, we also were invited into a local home for tea! Let me tell you, that was a good tea spread.
It was a dreary day, but I did manage to get a few pictures!
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
A Poly Pocket Project
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thank-you for your custom
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Journal Entries!
What? You want proof? Fine then.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Pea Soup (this is not a recipe...I don't even like pea soup)
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
I make croutons when I'm bored.
Last week was long. I'm not sure if it had to do with the fact that we were on our last week of February, (it may be the shortest technically, but it's the longest for me), or if I should blame it on the lack of interesting events to report. Here, excuse me while I consult my calendar...
Blah. Work. Work. Blah.
Thank-goodness for weekends! Once Saturday FINALLY ARRIVED, I got to go over to a friends house for a good old-fashioned sleepover!!! It was awesome and I even made some new discoveries.
1) Over here french toast isn't served with syrup, powdered sugar, whipped cream or even fruit. They eat it with something they call "brown sauce." I've tasted it before, but don't expect me to enlighten you if you don't know what it is. All you need to know, is that it's far from sweet.
2) This exists:
I LOVE this egg holder! How fitting. |
Sunday, February 20, 2011
The Bitter Taste of Defeat
Friday, February 18, 2011
Stormy seas...
Alright, not stormy exactly, but a bit wilder than usual. A few days ago, I managed to get out for a walk, and goodness gracious was that a brilliant move.
The sound of it was almost as nice as watching it. It reminded me of a relaxation CD that we listened to as kids...aptly named Stormy Seas. It's crazy to think that I've got that sound just outside my backdoor!
It's been almost 2 years since I've lived by the sea, and I know I'll miss it when I leave. Amazingly enough, it's not even close to being at the top of my "Things I'll Miss the Most" list!
Friday, February 11, 2011
I'm no Pyro...
Anyway, I was trying to lead in to my newest journal entries... Maybe I should've just said... here are my newest journal entries.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Oh the POWER!
The poor hunkered down sheep across the street trying to brace themselves in the gale force winds. |
At 9:05pm last night, in the middle of a Lost episode, the power went out in the Community of Ness. IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOST EPISODE!!! Oh the trauma...
I know what you're thinking, "How in the world did you manage to keep your sanity?" My answer to that is: a heavy dose of cinnamon scented candles and the fact that I could go to bed. Somehow, I was able to go to sleep, and dreamt of dedicated Scottish Hydro Electric workers toiling in the cold & windy night to bring power back to the residents of Ness. Literally. I really did constantly dream of power being restored, of the heating, lights, and most importantly internet coming to life.
When I woke up freezing in my dark room, I was just a little disappointed. However, a Kansas girl like myself knows that life does go on without electricity...especially when one has an open fire and a gas stove at one's disposal.
Needless to say, the experience is over, and it's left me just a tad bit homesick!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
A Dose of Local "Flavour"
What you see here is the teensy bit of Haggis that I left on my plate. Please believe me when I say that this plate was heaped, positively heaped with Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties before I dug in. For those of you unfamiliar with Haggis, Neeps and Tatties, here's a loose translation. Haggis is similar to the hot dog in that, you really don't want to know what it is exactly or how it's made, Neeps are mashed turnips, and Tatties are potatoes.
Every year around January 26th, it's tradition to eat this meal to celebrate Robert Burns, Scottish Poet extraordinaire (Google it if you don't believe me). Our Burn's Night also consisted of drinking some Irn Bru, the real Scottish man's drink of choice (not a fan), and watching the Piping In of the Haggis. A bagpiper, in all the traditional garb, marches into the hall, followed closely by the cook holding up a plate of the stuff. I was really struggling at this point not to appear irreverent. They make it look so easy.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Back on the Wagon
So, Hobby Lobby to the rescue! I made time during my Christmas holiday to make a couple visits to this amazing store, and boy did it come through for me. It's by far the best art and crafts store I have ever visited and possibly will ever visit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder they say, but my love for this store has been a constant for years.
Anyway, here's the main event: